Keeling

1. One who could be concidered god's gift to women
2. One has an uncanny charm with the ladeez
3. One who has the strength of ten men

1 Girl: He's no Keeling, but he's a nice guy
Girl: Yeah look on the bright side he could be an Aune

2. Guy: If only I had the Keeling charm, then I would have all the ladeez

3. Guy1: How the fuck are we going to lift the truck out of the ditch
Guy2: Where's Keeling when you need him?

by Mike March 12, 2003

Kettlin

The act of throwing a kettle full of boiling water into someone's face if they've done something wrong.

He punched me last night in the pub, I gave him a kettlin this morning and he won't be doing that again.

My girl wouldn't call me Nate the Dawg so I gave her a kettlin.

by Giffer2 June 18, 2009

Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.

Kettering Fairmont High School equals drug deal

by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009

kittalings

Anyone called Katie/Katey/KT/Katy is a Kittalings.
It is a nickname, which only a Kittalings can call you.

Jo: Hi Kittalings..

Katie: You can't call a Kittalings, Kittalings unless your a Kittalings, and you're not a Kittalings so you can't call a Kittalings a Kittalings.
So Kittalings off!

Jo: Okay Kittalings :)

by Jayface May 15, 2008

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

Sea Kittening

Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"

We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.

Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?

by HansSC January 14, 2009

Ketilling

1.) The act of an intellectual person being so intoxicated, they do something so stupid as to make one question their intelligence.

(Keh-Tuhl-Ing)

I'm the Drunkest Girl in Camp!" "...What? -Ketilling

Kanye West totally pulled a Ketil! Well, not really, he was already a dumbass.

Eating Hordes of candy as a diabetic. -Ketilling

by BrackettE November 1, 2010