A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.
Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
by J funktacular June 10, 2013
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One who protects his Brother from the world, and other people.
The Big Brother or the family.
The one who people question when his brother(s) mess up.
The Big Brother or the family.
The one who people question when his brother(s) mess up.
Guy: Where is that little bro of yours.
Big Bro: Why
Guy: He needs to explain why he was short on his money.
Big Bro: Ill answer for him.
Guy: Who he hell are you?
Big Bro: My Brothers Keeper.
Big Bro: Why
Guy: He needs to explain why he was short on his money.
Big Bro: Ill answer for him.
Guy: Who he hell are you?
Big Bro: My Brothers Keeper.
by Brothers Keeper ninja January 30, 2010
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by asebak February 28, 2010
Get the Ellie Kemper mug.Band whose lyrics are of fantastical or epic nature, similar to the artwork on trapper keeper folders from the 80s and 90s, often depicting images of fantasy, such as knights, castles, and wizards. Usually associated with power, gothic, symphonic or progressive metal.
(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)
(Examples: Dragonforce, Kamelot, Epica, Symphony X.)
"Dude, lets to go a DragonForce concert!"
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."
"I don't know, they are such a trapper keeper band!"
"So, they still rock!"
"You're right, lets go."
by Boris Mzhen June 18, 2008
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Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"
Quoted in Ren & Stimpy: "I'm the Keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. And HE knows it, and that's why HE'S gonna KILL us! But don't worry little missy! I'll save you!"
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