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A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
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by A4775 October 17, 2020

Kelani

the most athletic girl in the world. can beat any other muthafucka out there and gots kickin curves. beautiful eyes and the perfect height and weight. funny, outgoing, niggas her favorite, gots a tropical taste, not scared of nuthin. No one deserves her.

Kelani gots dem niggas draggin.
Dang, you the next Kelani with that jumper!

by phat b March 3, 2011

keanu

To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.

I totally went keanu on his a$$

by Daemus March 11, 2004

Keanu

Keanu's are funny, sensitive guys. They always love a hug. Whenever you walk in Keanu's home you'll see him hitting a 360 no scope on call of duty!

Walk in on Keanu and see him smashing his controller on the TV after hitting a 720 triple swap on call of duty 1

by KiwuPo December 6, 2017

Keanu Reeves

Truly breathtaking

Guy 1- Hey that jacket looks Keanu Reeves!
Guy 2- Mission accomplished.

by StevenHarveysMustache July 11, 2020

Kelan

Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien

Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary

by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014

Kelanie

A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!

Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!

by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010