takeshi kitano

It's the Japanese equivalent of God or Jesus Christ. This is because of his immense talent as a filmmaker, comedian, writer, social commentator, satire, painter, killer, finger-cutter, hiker, athlete, stopping bullets with his chin, slapping drug-dealers around at public restrooms around 20 times in a single cut, storming and destroying magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, getting arrested after storming magazine studios like "FRY DAY" who dare to tarnish his name, resurrecting after mortal motorcycle accidents and coming back even more badass than before and discovering new talents, cooking, etc.

He is also the man Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer combined wish they could be.

"Takeshi Kitano died and came back to life! Now he has a broken wrist, an eyepatch, sticks chopsticks to Yakuza henchmen's eyes... and paints! God help us!
-Did you say 'God'?
-You're right--oh my..."

by mrkitano November 25, 2006

Keiland

The name of Keiland has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable. People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive. While you are honest and responsible, one weakness that is paramount in your life is your lack of self-confidence and initiative, which causes you to put things off and avoid facing issues.

A Keiland is not confident.

by AirSeller October 29, 2019

Kentang

To some this is just a "potato" but it's a trend nowadays for teenagers to call themselves "kentang" cause potatoes are known for their dirty appearance and odd shape. So if you're not confident in your look.... Just call yourself "kentang"

Mana lah aku tau aku hanyalah "kentang" *sad face*

"Aku macam kentang rebus hodoh tergolek jatuh turun bukit"

By - @rullulul
#iyul #twitter

by Alexandershah May 17, 2020

keiran

The one kid who starts singing hit or miss in class.

Today in maths Keiran shouted ‘Hit or miss!’

by larrythelampshade February 8, 2019

keita tachibana

Keita Tachibana is the lead singer of Japanese pop group w-inds.; he has a 5-7 octave range, plays around 5 instruments and is an all round sexy beast. Word.

Damn, that Keita Tachibana is one hot piece of man flesh.

by Aya February 19, 2005

Kitan

Kitan. Or as their mothers say it, K-i-t-o. Kitan is the name that belongs to an amazing girl or boy. Usually African, Kitans' normally have a longer name but shorten it to Kitan. They have a tendency to be rude but deep down there is a heart somewhere, even if it takes long to find. kitans are very good on the scale of looks too. Kitans' have a weird but bubbly personality once you get to know them and they are a great type of friend to have. Kitans' generally do not share, so do not ask for sweets from them. Kitans' are also very funny and have a great sense of humor. If you have a Kitan in your life, watch out, not only are they sneaky and sly but they are amazing friends too.

Person 1: Is that April, Jessica and Kitan?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Damn, Kitan is fineeeee!

by pengalicious May 23, 2019

Kitana

Smart,very pretty,short girl. She is shy but crazy if you really know her. Loves family. Great kisser. Good in bed. Has caring firends. Gullable at times, but can tell when some one is lying. Over all shes a nice pretty girl,Btw she loves to eat!.

That girl looks like a Kitana

by yhea,blah April 3, 2010