Keefe

The 4-eyed asshole that only eats microwaved chicken nuggets and uses up all the ketchup

Kyle: Keefe, why tf do you have nuggets, we made burgers?
Keefe: I’m hungry

by Sox_ June 12, 2021

keefed

We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex

1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"

by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016

keefe

to screw up, make an error, or use poor judgment

man, we walked all the way to that party and nobody was there..we really keefed.

boy i really keefed that match away

by maximUm1 March 15, 2009

keefe

hottest man. he is loveable and super sweet. he has troubles at home but that doesn’t stop him from being the best friend he can be. he is always there for people. he is also super funny. but be careful he hides his problems with his humor. even though he’s always struggling, he makes sure his friends are okay before he fixes his life. keefe is loyal and kind. if he makes a mistake he always makes sure to fix it.

that guy was super loyal!

was his name keefe?

by teamfosterkeefe June 19, 2022

Keefe

Used to describe the typical Singaporean Military Officer with a flair for dancing and queefing.

"Eh Cheebye I said my name is Keefe not Queef la"

by Tan Kah Kee February 6, 2023

Keefe

Yak shaving

Keefe, the yak shaving, is a wonderful John Doe😌

by yakshavinglover June 17, 2021

keefe

a homosexual beaver man

I wish i was a keefe.

by john carpentar November 6, 2003