The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.
Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
by Yassss September 15, 2014
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by Tikibendel April 10, 2011
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KENTON IS AN AMAZING MAN LOVER FRIEND FATHER AN FIGHTER!!!!!! KEEP HIM IN YOUR LIFE AN BE TRUE TO HIM.
KENTON IS AN AMAZING MAN LOVER FRIEND FATHER AN FIGHTER!!!!!! KEEP HIM IN YOUR LIFE AN BE TRUE TO HIM.
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