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Kaiklette

Originating in Kaikoura on the East coast of New Zealand’s South Island, the Kaiklette is a culinary masterpiece fashioned from eggs, dairy and only the finest instant noodles, ideally Mi Goreng. Essentially, a Kaiklette is an omelette that has been raised to another level by including carbohydrates within and enhanced by the implicitly provided flavour sachets of the instant noodle. The name Kaiklette originates from “Kai” meaning food in Maori, “k” because it makes it sound good and “lette”, meaning “fucking awesome” in Latvian. A Kaiklette is not be mistaken for its poorer cousin, the Motlette.
Dan: Clint, can you cook me a Kaiklette?
Clint: I can’t, we only have maggi noodles, would you like a Motlette instead?
Dan: Fuck off, I’m no peasant.
by dangermax July 18, 2019
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kankle

a fat ankle that blends straight to the calf
-also see cankle
by slopass December 20, 2002
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kankle

Something to call a girl that is super annoying and just obnoxious. This mainly be used against horse girls or emos.
That girl just lectured me for an hour about how cute her horse is... she is such a kankle, I can't wait to never see her again.
by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019
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Kankles

When the calf is merged with the foot and the person has no ankle. They are like coffee cans.
That girl is so fat and she has kankles to top it off.
by D Baron June 11, 2007
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kankles

when the ankle bone is not defined on the leg,thus it is a kankle!!
looks like u only have a calf and then foot!!!!ya dont have to be fat to have them!!its just a default!
by zlim July 28, 2005
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kankle

where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts. It's like two seperate countries forming to make one huge giant nasty country.
damn dude look at that kankle!!

yeah thats fucking gross i cant tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat starts
by kanklejudgefudge June 19, 2009
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the freakish comingling of ankles and calves which forms a long, blob-like arc down a fatty's leg.
Chris Wimer has kankles.
by bee-dub December 28, 2005
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