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kangawalafox

Mysterious,tree-dwelling marsupial that is a distant relative to the drop bear,yet much more agro(sexually). Once roamed the whole continent, but as like the Tasmanian tiger it has been hunted for its pelt and is now only found on Whitsunday Island Queensland Australia. Hates sand and is only found in the bush walk between Tounge bay,the Hill inlet lookout and Whitehaven beach. vegemite and sand will prevent internal damage as it is built like a donkey,constantly in breeding season has poor eye site and is known to confuse a backpacker for its true love, to which many fall victim to this creature each year.
Only known deterrents are while amongst the sticks a circle of sand around person will keep the kangawalafox a safe distance, or like the drop bear, a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears will cause the beast to detach its long claws from your shoulders.
I've never seen one.....but i've seen what they have done to people, its bloody inhumane!!
by keza December 24, 2008
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kangawallapossum

A mythical Australian beast known to bring fear in the hearts of very brave men, and one Turkish woman. Inhabits wooded areas, but also known to be prevalent in other environments. Death from this creature have often been attributed to the fabled Dropbear. Very few recorded sightings of this creature, as most that have seen it expired in the experience.
Whilst camping in this area, be aware of the Kangawallapossum
by Chairman's Coyote December 8, 2017
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Kangawanker

A person from Australia, especially a loud boorish one who has had too many Fosters.
That Kangawanker over there is just a little too friendly.
by Bigmoemiami December 10, 2020
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kansaw

A slang term for cancer. Originated from a conversation between two people where one said "You know it's illegal to say ar-kansas in Arkansas?" then the other said "would that make kansas pronounced Kansaw?". It was deemed to sound like "cancer", so it became a slang term.
"Kyle's memes are Kansaw." - Ryan Baker
by rbakes16 November 12, 2016
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Kangawho

The Kangawho is a kangaroo species which think deeply about what the meaning of life is.
They're called kangawho because they often question themselves: Who am I?

Or similar things like: What is the meaning of life? Does it all even make sense? Why do I exist?
Kangawho: "Who am I?"
Jonny: "That must be kangawho!"
by Failure Artist January 23, 2013
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Kangawallafox

Thy Kangawallafox is a rare animal, usually found either in someone's ass or looking for an ass to jump into. When a Kangawallafox is found within the confines of someone's ass, it then invokes prison butt. Thus is it safe to assume that all male or female persons that wander the streets with a clenched ass, they have a serious case of Kangawallafox.
Friend 1 - "Damm that kids got some prison butt going on!"
Friend 2 - "I know he's definitely got a Kangawallafox up his ass!"
by thyshakespearienasschief March 11, 2019
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kangawanga fm

a fabled australian radio station found in fone booths
fones box rings "g-day m-hatey this is kangawanga fm..."
by nasty pasty November 29, 2003
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