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A slang term for cancer. Originated from a conversation between two people where one said "You know it's illegal to say ar-kansas in Arkansas?" then the other said "would that make kansas pronounced Kansaw?". It was deemed to sound like "cancer", so it became a slang term.
"Kyle's memes are Kansaw." - Ryan Baker
kansaw by rbakes16 November 12, 2016
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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
A person who doesn’t exist
Kanawa ? Who?
Kanawa by Letattle October 31, 2022
A Kanawa is a man who lives in a simulation. He thinks lebron is the best basketball player of all time.
Kanawa doesn’t watch when lebron eats his PEDs
Kanawa by Letattle October 31, 2022

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

kansas city shuffle 

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
A marvellous actor, model and singer. Baked by the gods himself, his bread cheeks are the cutest thing you’ll ever see and his dimples can make grown men cry.
Anna: Who is that gorgeous person?
Keith: that’s Gulf Kanawut, the most gorgeous person on earth.

Lea: Can I marry Kanawut?
Keith: pick a number, honey
Kanawut by GoodBoyGup February 9, 2021