kangawallafox

The Kangawallafox is a viscious nocturnal creature native to Australia, which is the result of the natural cross breeding between kangaroos, wallabys and foxes. Because of it's highly viscious nature it will eat it's relatives, kangaroos, wallabys and foxes as well as any other living organisms and occasionally car bodies. Often seen only for a split second, whilst hunting its prey, jumping out in front of cars often to try and devour them.

Waring this creature may appear cute & cuddly.

Jim: What happened to ya car mate?
Tom: Fuckin bloody Kangawallafox!

by Roy J November 7, 2006

Kangawallafox

A vicious Australian animal that is a mix between a kangaroo, a wallaby and a fox. Normally rivals with Dingaroos. They normally come up short in battles

Look at the kangawallafox. Help me mummy

by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019

Kangawallafox

Thy Kangawallafox is a rare animal, usually found either in someone's ass or looking for an ass to jump into. When a Kangawallafox is found within the confines of someone's ass, it then invokes prison butt. Thus is it safe to assume that all male or female persons that wander the streets with a clenched ass, they have a serious case of Kangawallafox.

Friend 1 - "Damm that kids got some prison butt going on!"
Friend 2 - "I know he's definitely got a Kangawallafox up his ass!"

by thyshakespearienasschief March 11, 2019

kangawalafox

Mysterious,tree-dwelling marsupial that is a distant relative to the drop bear,yet much more agro(sexually). Once roamed the whole continent, but as like the Tasmanian tiger it has been hunted for its pelt and is now only found on Whitsunday Island Queensland Australia. Hates sand and is only found in the bush walk between Tounge bay,the Hill inlet lookout and Whitehaven beach. vegemite and sand will prevent internal damage as it is built like a donkey,constantly in breeding season has poor eye site and is known to confuse a backpacker for its true love, to which many fall victim to this creature each year.

Only known deterrents are while amongst the sticks a circle of sand around person will keep the kangawalafox a safe distance, or like the drop bear, a generous smearing of vegemite behind the ears will cause the beast to detach its long claws from your shoulders.
I've never seen one.....but i've seen what they have done to people, its bloody inhumane!!

by keza December 24, 2008

kangawallapossum

A mythical Australian beast known to bring fear in the hearts of very brave men, and one Turkish woman. Inhabits wooded areas, but also known to be prevalent in other environments. Death from this creature have often been attributed to the fabled Dropbear. Very few recorded sightings of this creature, as most that have seen it expired in the experience.

Whilst camping in this area, be aware of the Kangawallapossum

by Chairman's Coyote December 8, 2017