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kanga-ruz-d

When person becomes the single point of failure socially.
What happened to the kingdom buff?
We got kanga-ruz-d, hes passed out and wont wake up.
FML
by tangled tapeworm December 6, 2020
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Reverse Kangaroo (Reverse Kanga)

The Reverse Kangaroo or "Reverse Kanga" is the act (or art) of sitting backward on a toilet, thereby leaving a long, filthy skid mark down the length of the bowl. Popular in public toilets and the mother-in-law's house.
That bitch gave me shit about leaving the toilet seat up, so I pulled a reverse kanga and left six inches of skid for her to clean up.
by CountFistula August 27, 2005
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upright reverse kanga

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.
Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!
by the rompster June 11, 2011
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reverse kanga

The produced result of one straddling a toilet bowl in reverse, thus laying faeces across the front side of the porcelain. Often done to spite someone.
Hey, we went round to scrinsin joe's house. that guy is such a chop. I dropped a reverse kanga!
by hans January 12, 2004
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Angry Kanga

Standard Kanga poo stance with your cheeks held apart with each hand to open the button, coupled with a forceful push.
"Shit bro have you got a mop"

"why'"?

"I was a bit blocked up and took an angry kanga, now there is a bit of poo on your cistern and floor".
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Where a male shits in the tank of a toilet, whilst receiving a blowjob. From a female shitting in the reverse kanga position
Yesterday I walked in on Jayden and Rachel having a top decker reverse kanga blumkin
by Nicegary February 14, 2017
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Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.
Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.
by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003
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