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KalistoJr985

A cancer kid with the most cancerous friend group. He uses his friends until they get rid of him, and when they do he stalks them and wonders why he isn't their friend anymore. He is the WORST ASSHOLE you will ever meet, and I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH! He doesn't deserve anything. He should get his intestines ripped out by a bear, but that's not even close to the right punishment he deserves. He got his name because he liked to watch WWE. He looks like his parents smoked, did drugs, and punch the baby before he was born. He is inbred and was dropped down the stairs at least 10 times a week. If you see him you might as well fucking kill yourself the second you lay eyes on him.
Fucking rip KalistoJr985's spinal cord out and feed it to him while he's upside down do he doesn't lose consciousness.
by Intelligent Muskrat March 15, 2020
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Dirty Kallista

When your friend snitches on you for popping pills to get high.
Damn, why did she Dirty Kallista us?
by thepsychedelicfairy May 23, 2022
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Kallista

Kallistas exude dumb bitch energy. They often times forget things or lose track of what they're supposed to be doing. Nevertheless, they are martyrs and are v kind. Also sometimes they cry but thats a secret.
Man, she forgot to bring our science project. She's such a Kallista.
by imadethisbecauseimsad February 1, 2020
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Kalista

She is a thot to the thot thot thot. She may seem nice and caring but she’s an evil girl. Will go out of her way to hurt you. Don’t trust a kalista you will get hurt b
“Hey u saw Kalista suckin that dude dick right?”
by Hahame101 May 25, 2019
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Kalvistic

Derives from the Latvian name "Kalvis." It specifically refers to a horrible cocky sociopath, but it can be used to describe everything horrific, disgusting, abominable and atrocious. Think Hitler meets Stalin meets The Inquisition meets Chris Brown meets Jeffrey Dahmer meets Satan meets Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
North Korea has a kalvistic government

Jerry Sandusky was a kalvistic pervert.

Stalin kalvistically killed millions of his own people

Madonna flashing her fifty year old nipples was a kalvistic thing to do to her audience

Rosie O'Donnell's existence is undoubtedly kalvistic
by Marv_Hope January 2, 2014
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Kalista

An ugly bitch who looks like Harry Potter, she is also very fuckin dumb and she has period hair
Hey look it’s kalista
by The little monkey October 14, 2019
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Kalista

A really quiet girl who is sorta pretty. She is nothing to brag about. She is popular, but has no deep connection with anyone.
Me: Damn that girl is pretty enough for you
Friend: Nah shes a Kalista and we wouldn't go anywhere serious
by Okdude473 January 30, 2019
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