Derived from Indonesian word "Kontol (dick)" this word is meant to be an insult amongst video gamers for over-seas Indonesian, also suitable for English speakers.
Reinhardt: Yo! What the-- why you not helping me fam?
Jerry: I'm still respawning!
Reinhardt: you are so Kentol man.
Jerry: I'm still respawning!
Reinhardt: you are so Kentol man.
by Desmond Daihonran December 11, 2016
Get the Kentol mug.Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.
TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people
Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced
Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not
Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent
Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was
Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in
Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people
Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States
Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive
Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but
Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
by wabelover69 January 27, 2022
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Get the kantot mug.A sexy bitch. One who has the smolder of a Greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. He's a pretty bomb ass guy with the intelligence of a genius. His mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.
by Floutedass September 21, 2013
Get the kenton hembree mug.A term used by Filipino who just doesn't care about what the other is talking about.
it literally means (say it to the rock).
it literally means (say it to the rock).
by stry October 3, 2021
Get the Kwento mo sa bato mug.A phrase inspired by the popular TV series "Desert Punk". The phrase can be used as an insult as well as a compliment. "Owning the Desert" would make you the main character of the series "Desert Punk", stating that you are in complete control over a situation or things are going well for you. "Lost in the Kantou Desert" would mean you lost control over the situation, or you are downright hopeless. Also can be interpreted into a taunt of some kind. It can be cut down to terms like Kantou, Owning the Desert, etc.
Also see "Desert Punk"
Also see "Desert Punk"
Guy A: I finally got John to stop hitting on my girlfriend!
Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!
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*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*
Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!
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Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.
Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.
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Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.
Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!
Guy B: Way to own the Kantou bro!
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*Guy A Destroys opponent in Call of Duty*
Guy A: I OWN THIS DESERT!!!
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Guy A: I have to study for an entire midterm in one night.
Guy B: Man, you are lost in the desert.
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Guy A: I finally got that raise, I've been trying to get for about a year.
Guy B: Good job man, The Great Kantou Desert is yours for the taking!
by Anonymous234785 January 28, 2009
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