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kabbalah

A once secretive, proud tradition that only the wisest Torah scholars could study, and for good reasons. The knowledge and understanding that Kaballah can bring has overwhelmed some the wisest scholars in Jewish history, driving them to the brink of madness. To study Kaballah, a man had to be AT LEAST 40 years old, and has to have grown a beard and raised a family, activities which require nearly infinite patience.

However, thanks to Madonna and other opportunists, Jewish mysticism has been degraded into a new fad that any putz with a red string on his wrist can claim to understand. Anybody who thinks that a red bracelet will make him wise or holy is delusional.
Famous Kabbalah masters have included Rabbi Loew, who constructed a living golem from clay to protect the jewish people, and Rabbi Akiva, who entered the Garden of Eden while still alive, learned its secrets, and lived to tell the tale.
by Taylor Esformes October 10, 2005
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kabalaba jihad

a phrase used in "team america world police" it usualay translates as a "childrens holy war"
"durka durka, muhamid ali, kabalaba jihad" a terrorist inquares
by funky_flex June 3, 2005
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Karaline are usually hard to get but they are the most beautiful girls to walk the earth, they are great it bed, they are the best kissers ever they usually have a fat booty too!! if you get a Karaline your so lucky
Damn did you see that booty on that girl?

Yeah her name was Karaline
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kabbalah

A set of beliefs based on mysticism brought to the forefront by a Jewish guy from Brooklyn who charges money for "enlightenment". One minute he's playing stickball with his buddies on Avenue C trying to figure out a good hustle the next minute he's the self-proclaimed Moses of Capitalism. Cha-ching. It's hard to believe that this guy is not a David Koresh-type con man because if he was a tool of the "creator" to spread "enlightenment" why would he charge money for it? I mean the guy sells his own bottled water, kind of like another egotistical jack-ass Donald Trump. I don't believe other prophets profited from their teachings. Furthermore the people who follow this guy could be classified as weak-minded and unstable with plenty of expendable income who need to be told that the are loved such as Madonna and that butter-face Lizzy Grubman.
con man = Michael Berg
stupid people w/ expendable income = sheep (see Madonna)
con man + sheep = Kabbalah
Kabbalah = con man w/ $$$$
con man w/ $$$$ = :) con man
by one person's opinion December 2, 2004
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Kabal

Kabal is an very unusual name but also unique. Kabal is one of the most sexiest white man you will ever meet. He’s very fast and smart. He’s good for a lot of things too. And one of the greatest friends you will find. He’s also a mercenary.
Boy 1: Bro she lucky to have Kabal as her bestfriend
Boy 2: Wow and he a cop too!
by unknowndepts637 January 23, 2022
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Kabbalah

a popular reglion amoung celebrities who feel bad about themselves.
Paris Hilton feels bad about her sex videos, so she began to practice Kabbalah.
by Lizzle March 19, 2005
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Kabraxis

Demon that easily controls the gates between the World and "hell". Pretty Evil guy.
"Tormented voices, Kabraxis said. Isn't it the sweetest sound you've ever heard?" Excerpt from THE BLACK ROAD
by Jonathan Foster June 3, 2005
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