Kong 

A fictional gorilla, like you. This is not a word, just a scrabble word people use to describe you.

THEM: oh look! the gorilla punched that lion so hard
ME: that is just the equivalent of you hitting me. You Kong!

Kong by Kllakora July 23, 2022

Kong 

A stalker who happens to also be hot/attractive.

Origin: the stalker character from the Thai movie " Ghost of Mae Nak " played by Thanadet Meeprasert.

Edward from Twilight is such a Kong.

It is one thing to have stalkers, but having kongs are the most confusing thing ever.

Kong by Hanayura September 18, 2023

Kong 

A reputable, distinguished and admirable young shoplifter

Kong is getting loud

Kong by Nirix October 8, 2023

Köng 

The act of Hating on women because you're a man. A philosophy by Albin.

- Oh you hate women Albin??

- Yeah Köng!

Köng by PEÄr December 30, 2020

Kong My Whopper 

Another term for a Blowjob, mistakenly used by Burger King in a worldwide ad campaign featuring a 60ft gorilla.

I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.

Kong My Whopper by Dave890 January 3, 2006

kong fucking 

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

kong fucking by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019

kong'd

To have sexual intercourse with no emotion involved.

Dude, I kong'd your mom last night!

kong'd by Soldado April 22, 2008