Kiddo

What your dad calls you when he just doesn’t care about you or if he isn’t paying attention

“Dada wanna play ball?” Asked Timmy

“Sure whatever, kiddo” replied Timmy’s dad

by Smellybum69420 November 5, 2019

kiddo

is a horny prostitute

ex)
1. mr.kj: heyy kiddo! nice job kiddo! whats up kiddo?
2. oh my god you're such a kiddo! what a kiddo!

by blasian963 May 22, 2008

kiddo

Something the pedo teacher calls you during school.

Obvious Pedo: hey kiddo want to come to my house for a "study session"
Student: no thanks!
Obvious Pedo: ok

by GoldblitzX January 13, 2021

Kiddo

I invented the word kiddo 😂

-welp.209

Kiddo stop trying

by Erik the FUCKboy February 20, 2019

Kiddo

used mainly online by people wanting to pretend that they are cooler and older than they actually are. sure showed them, bro.

Anon_1: whatever you say kiddo B).
Anon_2: isn't a little past your bedtime bud? you've got school in the morning.
Anon_1: Uhm, I'm actually like way older than you, I'm 20 AT LEAST.

by Double-You Double-You October 4, 2023

kiddo

Adult

love me some kiddos! (adults)

by I look like a bookshelf February 18, 2024

Kiddo

A guy that has been celibate For long and couldn’t get laid no matter how much he tries.

I’ve been Kiddo for a while

by Ari’B November 18, 2025