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She forgot her keys again, so she thought to remind him of it.
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"dont mess, when i spit, ill beat you down with my keys"
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diz iz fo' da g's in tha keys mo'fucka
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Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")

To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.

The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"

Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"

Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"

James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
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A hidden meaning of K.Y.S (Kill your self) So you can't get in trouble.
"Oh my gosh, Jacob KEYS!"
"You should go Keys :P"
"MAKAYLA! KEYSS"
by YourSuchASavage January 26, 2017
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Keys Means its over with or its done for
Lydia* I cant open this jar🙄 its keys idc anymore
Carla*Girl let me help you
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Only the most elite men use this term to refer to condoms.
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you bring they keys?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I gotchu.
by Gino Tacosello March 19, 2019
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