puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

Buttering

When on the dancefloor in your local discotheque, grab two people of the opposite sex and then have them rub up against you. One in front, one behind. Voila - you have been buttered.

Butter me up baby!

by Lurpak April 29, 2003

uttering

The female equivalent to teabagging using her breasts.

My Girlfriend started uttering my mouth while I was laying there with my eyes closed.

by Cloudedmemory000 October 15, 2016

buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.

I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.

by JJ Jason February 9, 2008

Jithering

When a phone buzzes violently during the night time

A phone buzzes violently at night. “That was a jithering one”

by Bumder July 31, 2019

Maple Buttering

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts after smothering them with pure maple syrup. Them proceeding to use your face like a knife and motor boating them.

Steve loves to add a little flare to his motor boating so he is an avid fan of Maple Buttering his girlfriend.

by canuck1991 August 29, 2016

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019