jubrand

A Jubrand is an interesting creature that inhibits the wild habitats of rural Connecticut.
Often dresses well and attends a prep schools.

Aww, look at that cute Jubrand that goes to Choate!

by kakapoo October 17, 2008

Jrandma

A #slut you keep hidden from friends and family by using an innocuous, misspelled term for someone already in your life.

Mom: "Grandma's contact is missing from the phone. Is 'Jrandma' it?"
Son: "Nooooo!"
Jrandma: "Who this? Daddy that you?

by babeclouder September 13, 2018

junandi

Junandi is the most beautiful, gorgeous, intelligent,loving, kind and all around PERFECT woman in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE. She can make you skip five heartbeats if you just THINK about her, and when she yalks to you, her voice is loke a choir of angels. She is also the most honest and moral person out there. You can not ask for a better person, just like i can not ask for better wife.

Lief jou my wyfie

Junandi? Oooh...you mean PERFECTION.

by Pampoenkoning55 October 30, 2018

jarand

Jarand is a good guy, you always want to be with . He can be a bitch but if you get close enough with him he's like a puppy. He is so handsome and funny, he likes to play video games and have fun with his friends. He's not that emotional but he is there if you need him.

OMG , that's so Jarand!

by anne lise February 7, 2019

Jarand

Jarand is a guy that every girl wants, his handsome , funny and kind. He can be a bitch, but if you get closer to him he is like a SWEET puppy. When you text him he always give you a BIG smile. He is a good guy and should take care of him if you meet a Jarand in your life

OMG, I just met a Jarand

by anne lise February 7, 2019

jerand

A guy who laughs like crazy but drowning in thoughts, he may be silent at times but he gives the biggest love to every person he cares
Very private person

Jim: who's laughing like that ?
Claire : definitely sounds like jerand.

by Queen1996 June 7, 2021

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007