jump-the-shark

The beginning of the end. Something is said to have "jumped the shark" when it has reached its peak and begun a downhill slide to mediocrity or oblivion. It's said to have been coined by Jon Hein, who has a web site, jumptheshark.com, and now a book detailing examples, especially as applied to TV shows. It supposedly refers to an episode of the TV show "Happy Days" in which Fonzie jumps over a shark on water skis, which Hein believes was the point at which the series had lost its touch and was beginning to grasp at straws.

A TV show's sure "jump-the-shark" sign: the appearance of a "special guest star".

by John Slowata October 24, 2005

jump check

A way to figure out who your friends are in a PC game called Rust.

Jump check! Jump check! Three geared guys on the rocks to our north east!

by James2406 August 18, 2017

jumalauta

Jumalauta; originally had the meaning "God, help." (Jumala, auta.) but has then turned into a curse word. Rather weak effect, used commonly. Fits practically in any sentence, usually as the first word. The same word in english would be maybe "God dammit!"

Jumalauta ettekö te osaa tehä mitään oikein?! (God dammit, can't you do anything right?!)

by KANA February 23, 2004

Grab two beers and jump

Something to do when some douchebag pisses you off on an airplane

Yo dude, I was flying this plane yesterday until at 30,000 ft, this douchebag pissed all over my Michael Strahan poster, so I had to grab two beers and jump.

by nosoyloco10 November 29, 2010

Jump Start

Verb

While engaged in coitus with a significant other

The act of applying a taser to the glutes (or any other significant muscle group) to stimulate the tightening of vaginal (or anal) muscles for the betterment of orgasm.

See also, "The Kenyan Jump Start" to be defined as:

the Jump Start, but (in the absence of a taser) the taser is replaced with a King Cobra

Or "The Cowboy/ Country Jump Start"

(A cattle prod)

Or "The Old-School Jump Start"

(A car battery)

"Last night I jump started my girl and I swear I came so hard we BOTH blacked out".

"My jackass boyfriend jump started me and now I have a mark"

by KinkySasquatch December 18, 2017

one pump jump

A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.

Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.

by Selin, Amada and Esmer May 9, 2004

Jumbaco

That Jack In The Box commercial that gets stuck in your head. You gotta admit they thought that commercial out well. From the cheesey pop song ploy, condescending teacher figure towards Jack, and him having to break the news to his son. This commercial appeals to every audience. Smart writers o:

"Jumbaco, jumbaco, jumbaco!"

by relive2usfate February 14, 2012