Jumping Seal

A sex position that involves the man standing up with the woman holding on to him with her legs wrapped around her, his penis in vagina and then the woman starts bouncing up and down or the man thrusts her up and down.

" Cmon lets try doing the jumping seal. I heard it's great "

by Johnny Big Tits September 2, 2011

girl jumping

That strange jumpy-thing that girls do when they're excited.

When she announced her engagement, all of her friends started screaming and girl jumping around her.

by minionofcthulhu September 10, 2005

Jumping to Conclusions

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Horse Jumping

An adrenaline rush. Feeling the horse pushing off of the ground, the feeling of extreme power and freedom. Feeling like you are flying, leaving your worries behind you.

Horse jumping is the best, free-est, most powerful adrenaline rush you will ever have.

by blablablalkjdfjuehrgnsajfy4q3 December 29, 2010

Juminsexual

Having feelings for a 'kink daddy' but you can't get rid of them. Zen is more Juminsexual than anyone.

"I guess you could class me as Juminsexual."

by Rae107 July 13, 2017

Corporate Jumping Bean

A cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. Usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.

Shortened to: Jumping Bean

"Argh! Somebody tell Jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it's driving me crazy!"

by Kyle Bellamy December 12, 2006

Twitter Juking

It's when someone follows to get a follow back, followed by an unfollow that leaves the followed unfollowed.

Similar to the American Football / Basketball move "juking" - when someone thinks you're going left or right and you move the other way, leaving the pursuer empty handed.

Mike follows Lisa, Lisa follows back - Shortly after, Mike quietly unfollows Lisa, leaving his follower count one higher and Lisa thinking she has a follower she doesn't.

"Dude, I was just twitter juking and I juked about 300 people... they followed back and I left them high and dry... "

by Necropology May 31, 2012