office judo

The art of turning the aggressive momentum of a colleague towards himself or a common goal.

Becky stormed in with her TPS cover sheet bullshit but after five minutes found herself getting coffee for everyone. It was all because of Jane, she has a black belt in office judo.

by Vatu November 16, 2018

judo

A form of Martial Art based around grappling and holding techniques.

Judo is a Martial Art form and sport, not a Jew.

by Nevermore November 5, 2003

judocracy

Putin and his higher ups politicians and generals. Putin trains judo a lot as a hobby and those who join him are often influential people and benefit from this. So Putin and his Judo practising higher ups form what is known as judocracy. "Cracy" comes from Greek and it means "Power"

Judocracy is Russia's real political regime .

by Never2Stronk April 19, 2016

verbal judo

The gentle art of persuasion, as defined by its creator, George Thompson.

I can subdue a rowdy kid with Verbal Judo in less time than it would take with a baseball bat.

by Dawdawdo August 17, 2006

Judo

the art of tossing, chucking, heaving, throwing, lobbing, tripping, pulling, hurling, decking, lifting, launching a human body (usually living) for the purpose of self-defense, sport, or good fun.

Martin spun the mugger around his torso and slammed him into the ground.
Scott commented, "Wow Martin, you slammed him so hard you left a crater!"
Martin, peeling the unconscious thug off of his back, replied, "Bet he won't see in color for a week!"
Laughing, Scott replied, "That's some good Judo."

by Judo Bum November 4, 2010

Jaidon

Jaidon Is a Good Person And A Good Loyal Friend But Don’t Fuck With Anybody He Cares For But I You Do Just Automatically Make Sure You Casket Is Already Digged Jaidon Is A Person Who Got Hands For Days Jaidon Sometimes Can Be Loud But If He Yelling That Means He Cares Jaidon Is A Goofy Weird Ass Individual But The Other Side Isn’t Far Behind To Pop Out.

O There Go Jaidon He Cool But Be Careful Who U Fuck With That He Cares For U Gonna Get a Rude Ass Awakening. Jaidon A Bad Bitch. Jaidon Got HANDS

by 215546 February 22, 2019

Jundo

A jundo is a basically fat girl, usually so called when they are in a club and obviously willing to pull anything. The Jundo is usually most prevelant at around 2am when the club's lights are turned on. At this stage they are determined to pull someone before they go home in order to build up a little self esteem before it is later shattered by their standard morning weigh in

Question: Where's Rob?

Answer: He's in the corner pulling some jundo

by Johnny R June 11, 2006