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juggling wolves 

a woman who juggles men who are only after her beauty.
from Rear Window...Lisa (Grace Kelly) says "she has the hardest job in the world juggling wolves"

juggling my nuts 

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.

juggling turds with wet hands 

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

Juggling The Tube Steak 

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time
The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

Juggling Willies 

The act of sucking mad dicks at one time in a festive manner.
"No way! i saw that slam pig last weekend over at the VFW Juggling Willies"

"Hey where did Mike go? Oh, hes down behind 711 Juggling willies (for meth)"

"Yo bro call up that slut sister of yours so she can juggle our willies"

"holy titty fucking christ can this bitch juggle some willies or what?!?"

juggling box 

The ballsack that hangs from the back of your mouth.
I was drinking some hot tea and absolutely scalded my juggling box when I sipped it too early.
juggling box by Cardinal brain October 9, 2019