Judge Judy

SOME DUMB BITCH SENT ME TO JAIL FO GETTIN ME SOME ROAD HEAD! I WAS IN THE SLAMMER FOR SIX MONTHS! DUMB BITCH FUCK DAT LADY MANNNEE SHE A UGLY OLD CUNT I BET SHE GIVES RIM JOBS TO TRUCK DRIVERS WHILE THEY DRIVIN!

s/o to my home girl for some damn good head though!

Judge Judy: "You get 6 months"
Me: "Shit."

by jfishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH December 30, 2012

Judge Judy

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

judge judy'd

To be called out on a lie and then have the truth totally screw you.

You sure did get judge judy'd in there.

by SiriusPain September 25, 2010

Judge Judy Challenge

this the ultimate challenge for parties and drinking.
This is when you challenge your friend to drink the rest of the bottle of vodka that is halfway or more full and your friend is stupid enough to do it.

John: Dude, Kevin just accepted the Judge Judy Challenge!
Chris: Fuck, he's gonna black out right after.

Katlyn: OMG, Natalie just finished the Judge Judy Challenge!
Erica: Ew, is she throwing up everywhere?

by Drunkfuck January 1, 2012

judge judy chop

The ultimate exclamation when chopping someone in the throat who is talking too damn much

Boy, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma "judge Judy chop" you right in the throat.

by Also TJ Bossington September 2, 2017

Slutty Judge Judy

What a wrinkled prune wearing red lipstick looks like.

The people are real... the cases are real... the rulings are final. This is Judge Pruney aka Slutty Judge Judy

by Fartin' Martin' June 13, 2007

Judge Judying it

Suing somebody over your own stupidity.

Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.

by Cum 5 April 27, 2008