jowsed

Another word for drunk/pissed

Im gonna get jowsed tonight

by looooooooooooooool October 11, 2008

josserand

Any metal heads, with really pretty hair and awesome shirts, who smoke pot.

The band(s) 'Kind Diamond, Dark Angel, and/or Iron Maiden.

by Grundel haha May 5, 2005

joser

to break (something) into pieces; smash; shatter

Julia willfully josered Dylan's glass tall vase by hitting it with a fat wooden baseball bat. (baseball bat is also known as "frettle bat".)

by forehard bill July 19, 2018

Jowsey

Scumbags, dirt bags, grimey people

Those kids must be Jowseys.

by jtehnfd January 18, 2005

Anal Jowster

A sharp poop. Usually hurts.

If I don't get more fiber in my diet I'll continue to let out anal jowsters.

by Johnny Vixen June 12, 2005

Joserico Taconachoquesadillamandillajones

a child that has been raised by a half Mexican half Puerto Rican and half Cartel drug dealer

Wow that Joserico Taconachoquesadillamandillajones has beautiful teeth

by Joserico taconachoquesadillama May 23, 2018

Jowering

The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.

Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...

by Sterling Forester February 17, 2010