Joust

The act of two people whipping out their dick and fighting each other only using the dick.

Best Friend 1 - Hey dude want to joust in my room?
Best Friend 2 - Sure I'm going to shrek you!

by TheJouster9/11 June 21, 2016

joust

To compete closely for superiority

He had to joust to win

by shark opinions April 16, 2018

JOUST FALCON

A femal that performes excelent oral sex

She is the joust falcon

by cliffinator February 26, 2008

joust and run

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)

Man im horny i gotta joust and run!

by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006

joust'er

The anti gay way to joust.

Two men running at each other with long poles riding horses, please don't come on.

Gay: "Joust"

(A combat between two mounted knights or men-at-arms using lances; a tilting match.)

Anti Gay: "joust'er"

Middle English, from Old French juste, from juster, to joust, from Vulgar Latin *iûxtâre, to be next to, from Latin iûxtâ, close by; see yeug- in Indo-European roots.

by Sean Phillips SLDPRT December 29, 2007

JOUST THE DARK SIDE

WHEN A MALE IS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE DICK IN SOMEONES ASS BE IT MALE OR FEMALE

I THINK MIKE IS TRYING TO JOUST THE DARK SIDE TONIGHT. REALLY? YEAH DUDE HES TOTALLY TRYING TO GET THAT DUDE NAKED

by SHARPIE785 January 25, 2011

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017