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Jookie Spore

1. Mildew-like material that when socialized with humans, can lead to strange symptoms such as sweating at the site of raw shellfish, feeling the need to go swimming after eating a hot dog, or bowel movements at the thought of not seeing your grandmother for over two years.

Some rare symptoms are:
1. Public Urination after seeing a PG-13 movie.
2. Staring thoughtlessly into rotting pumpkins (seasonal illness)
3. Feeling of great remorse or feelings of hardship after slipping one sandal on instead of both at the same time.
4. Intense cravings for blueberries after minutes of using an electric nose shaver.

Once infected with Jookie Spores, symptoms may be instantly apparent, whilst some people never show symptoms. Many hereditary characteristics come to play when showing the physical or mental affects of the spore.

Scientists at the West Virginia Medical Institute have yet to come to a valid conclusion of how Jookie Spores were created, and thus have not found a cure once caught. Speculation shows that one man had sexual intercourse with themself (hermaphrodite), which led to an ejaculate with may have contained Jookie Spore membranes. The person to be "speculated," has been identified as a man/woman named Nicholas Renyer, but this information is yet to be correctly proven.

Since 2004, teens across the Mid-West (USA) have been harvesting and collecting these spores in powder-like variations, to be used for recreational means. Not much is known about "Juke Dust," but doctors and scientists alike both highly recommend not using this compound substance, for long-term affects could lead to lethal consequences.
Doctor: "hmm.... looks like you may have gotten Jookie Spores..."
Patient: "all I know is that this shirt is making me want to watch Robo-Cop."
Doctor: "nurse, come in; looks like this is a serious dose."
by Twizzle1337 January 11, 2008
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Jockin

V. - to be way too wrapped up in somebody elses situation. It came from a common term to express somebody paying way too much attention to another person's life - "being on somebody's nuts". A jock strap is worn on a guy's nuts, so jockin is referencing being on somebody's nuts like a jock strap.
brah, all these haters jockin. they need to get their own life.
by $wisher$weet November 12, 2010
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jukie

A scuzzy, out of work person commonly found in the projects of Northeast Pennsylvania. A jukie lacks any regard for personal hygiene. Other wise referred to as a townie, scum bag, sleaze ball, dirt bag, etc. Not to be confused with a gypsy.
"Honey, Lock the car doors, we are passing through a jukie infested area"
by Pat Benatar October 15, 2006
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juking

dancing with a girl's butt on a boy's crotch area; called bedroom dancing by some people. The boy stands up adn the girl is moving her pelvis and popping her back, the boy's hands are on her hips.
You can't come to my party and stand on the wall, you betta juke or you gonna have to leave.
by hersheyskiss May 20, 2003
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jukin

to rub your butt sexually on a guys dick...remember..go with the beat!
Man she was jukin on me for the whole song
by theonewhoknows3 October 19, 2008
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jukin

grindin or dancin so close that a girl can feel the guys erected dick in her ass (even through the clothes)
I was jukin dat nigga real hard.
by Shanteezie March 21, 2004
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Joskin

North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience.

Like many such terms it has been reclaimed by out and proud "joskins".
He's a right joskin - he's got a tractor and everything.
by Urban Welshman July 18, 2009
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