Jorts

Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.

Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.

Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"

by jort hater May 15, 2006

Jorts

Shorts made of denim; jeans that are shorts

Brian: "Fun fact - Isabelle makes up 0.3% of the Animal Crossing population and 100% of the nut stains in my jorts"

Josh: "wtf Brian"

by Cal Cabones November 16, 2020

jorts

Jean-shorts. mostly worn by queers and cute bus drivers.
Come in a variety from long and baggy......to tight and short. Rhino Jorts- a pair of rad jorts that dont play by the rules, rarely tamed to uncool status.

Dynomite! Sportin the Jort today Bo!
I feel cool today, i think ill sport some reckless Rhino Jorts.

by Tom LaFauci April 12, 2006

jorts

jorts(jean shorts)redneck MEN wear them, when females wear them they are very acceptable, and arent called jorts when females wear them they are called board shorts or boy shorts

haha, DP is a redneck and it shows when he wears his jorts proudly.

Now look at her those are really nice board shorts.

by PiSsEdOfF ;] March 19, 2009

jorts

jean shorts that are unusually short, generally worn on men, was fashionable in the 80's not now

Is he really wearing jorts?!

by bentaylor24 February 11, 2010

jorts

to jort

me and jorts were jorting it up this weekend in my brand new ferrari

by sam nance September 2, 2009

Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.

Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...

by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018