1 definition by jort hater
Cut-offs. Possible the ugliest article of clothing one can wear. Usually worn by people who do not have friends, because a true friend would tell you that you look like a faggot.
Thomas wears jorts when he leaves the Jort Cave.
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
Jort wearer - "I think I will wear a pair of jorts today"
Friend - "If you do, I will have to kill you, you faggot"
by jort hater May 4, 2006