Jersey Kiss

When two heterosexual men kiss on the lips to show how strong their friendship is. Usually used in a goodbye or as a greeting.

“Are Mike and Taylor kissing right now? Does that make them gay?”
Nah man that’s just the Jersey Kiss, they’re straight.

by JoeyDipaolo July 14, 2020

Jersey salute

use of the middle finger

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language

by Jess February 27, 2005

Jersey Mosquito

A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies

the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.

by The Deagle December 28, 2009

Jersey Louie

A Jersey Louie is a right-hand turn followed by an immediate U-turn near the same intersection, in simulation of the compulsory jug-handle left turns common in the State of New Jersey. They intentionally effectuate a very safe left turn over the intersection , and are similar in shape to a jug-handle turn (without actually being one). A Jersey Louie is a ideal for when an accident or other fuck-up is clogging your egress leftward. Legend has it that Jersey Louies are the informal antecedent of formal jug-handle intersections.

Hotchkiss: I need to turn Eastbound but that ice cream truck is busted down in the left turn lane.

Michaela: Do a Jersey Louie.

Hotchkiss: Good thinking! A Thousand Blessings ! We slipped past that cluster-fuck at the light !

by joedaprogramma July 28, 2016

Jersey Boyz

When you are partaking in a gay orgy and the moment in which everyone climaxes, their orgasm moans forms a single musical chord resembling the true bonding of that of the Jersey Boyz

Dude 1: "yo did you hear about that sick Jersey Boyz at Philip's last night?"

Dude. 2: "hell yeah it was a D minor"

by Dankemmes December 29, 2016

New Jersey Slickback

A sexual act in which one participant elects to receive an organic shampoo alternative generally provided by a group of three or more men pleasuring themselves manually. Once all of the sperm donors have made their contribution the recipients hair is brushed back resembling the common New Jersey “guido” hairstyle.

See Also

Head and Shoulders Penis Pullers

Person 1: Hey did you see Elias’s new hairdo?

Person 2: Yeah! I heard he went to Nicky Clips and the boys hooked him up with a New Jersey slickback!

by HeadAndShouldersPenisPuller January 19, 2020

New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.

Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020