joose

for all times when you wanna get loose. most people probably drink it when they have no money, but it is appropriate at all times. when you haven't slept in days due to studying and you want to get drunk and stay up til 5am instead of doing all of the school work that you should be doing drink this. it is a sure way to embarrass yourself and make bad life decisions. avoid blue and red flavors at all costs, orange and purple are acceptable and watermelon is the pinnacle (12% alcohol dude). combine with other drugs at your own risk...

snorting xanax + pabst + chugging joose in under 5 minutes = getting kicked out of boone saloon because you may have been crawling on the floor searching for that oh so precious last zanax, running out into the street, waking up not knowing where you are or why one of your legs is so messed up that you can't walk on it or why you have bruises on your head.

by loosewithjoose May 2, 2010

joost

A great achievement or accomplishment.

Last week you had a big joost!
That guy has made a great joost!

by Greetzz March 15, 2008

Jimmy Joost

The past-tense of "jimmy juicing" on a chick's face.

TAKE SOME OF THIS JIMMY JOOST! TAKE IT ALL HOE!

by jjmana April 14, 2009

joose

a drink that many teenagers buy for its low price and high alcohol content.

friend1: yo lets get some 40's
friend2: fuck 40's! one joose will give me a hard buzz.

by Archie Mane October 5, 2008

Joosted

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out

Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves

by jjsbvsva May 3, 2020

Joose

drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.

"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"

by Hannah Rachael January 9, 2009

joose-bag

A bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. It is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. Alternatively, a Fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.

The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.

The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.

Shit, Nismo! Whatchu buyin' them cheap-ass joose-bags fo? You know they only good for one joosin', and my butt needs more bubbly!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009