Skip to main content

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
mugGet the Joosting my clogmug.

Joost

Joost is the fastest and most good smelling person you'll every meet. Number 1 Theo stan, has everywhere in his room Theo merchandise. Every game he plays, he'll let you feel like a total noob because he dominates every game and is a legit pro gamer and speedruner. A total man of honor in general. Never talks, is very mysterious. But a really smart and funny friend. You got a problem? Joost will find a solution for you. Always there for you.
Person: omg I'm so angry, this guy destroyed me in every game!
Another person: oh, that's probably a joost, but he's also a real man of honor
by KikiKiraundso May 31, 2020
mugGet the Joostmug.

Joost Winkens

Wow a wild Joost Winkens! How did he survive the ice age?!
by Thissa420 November 22, 2019
mugGet the Joost Winkensmug.

Joost

Used as a replacement name for a girl you're trying to fuck when you don't want everybody to know who you're talking about.
by KevinKlml June 6, 2019
mugGet the Joostmug.

Joost

A guy who is always late to a particular party or current trend.
Bro, he's so late to the trend. Total joost.
by Greqt77 December 7, 2021
mugGet the Joostmug.

Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
mugGet the Joostmug.

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)
"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court
by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025
mugGet the joostmug.

Share this definition