jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes January 1, 2007

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Jookers

Jookers are anything that can be used to sanitize either yourself or objects around you.

Some examples of Jookers are: Hand Sanitizer, Toilet Paper, Disinfectant Wipes, Bleach, Ammonia, Alcohol Pads, and Rubbing Alcohol

"Hey man, did you get the jookers from the store?"

"Nah, they were all sold out. Ya know, Tuesdays! Amirite?"

by Tiktokreferencedthisthing July 24, 2020

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jookin

term used for people that are jealous and looking at you, an envy look, glare

sonny:yo joka we stupid hot
joka: i kno
sonny: those dudes over der, there jookin at us
joka: i kno let em jook

by JokaSkullz October 16, 2008

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jooker

a slang term for 'hooker', often used in jest, can be used together with the word 'hooker'

Hey! Hey you stupid hooker jooker!

Man you are such a jooker!

Hey jooker!

by AshleyandHope July 3, 2006

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Jooke

Combination of a Joke and a Juke, used when someone turns a roast-styled joke, back around onto the person who's using it, essentially "juking" the original joker's roast. Can also be used for turning an innocent statement/question back around onto the speaker as a roast.

John: Bob is uglier than a blobfish crossed with a mole-rat.
Bob: That's not what ur mom said last night...
Sarah: Oooooohhhh, John just got jooked!

by AnSuckyNoob January 18, 2019

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