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jointas brothers

similar to billy bong thornton, jointas brothers is just a name you give to a few good joints that you have rolled that make you very proud. joints that are worth saving for a social time so others can be admirers.
guy 1: that a sweet movie. hey guys, wanna smoke the wesley pipes or the jointas brothers?

guy 2: i dont care.
by LeBonggJames August 6, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
by Jonas?? August 2, 2009
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Jonas

The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!
Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?
by minecraftproffecianal112 April 11, 2021
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Jonatas

Jonatas is a guy with very good looks. All the girls want to fuck him. At first sight you might think he is all stuck up, but when you meet him he is really sweet and cool. If you ever need something, you best be sure Jonatas is going to help you. He is very accepting of everyone and always willing to make a new friend
"Oh my god! He is such a jonatas"
by Beeboisdunfun July 12, 2017
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Jonas

Jonas
The supreme being of sex.
Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.
"I had such a great night with Jonas"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"
by DefinitelyNotJonas October 6, 2020
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Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.
Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.
by Hattemannen November 2, 2020
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The Jonas

The act of having an intercourse with a girl who is thicc and but you happened to be dummy thicc and your ass cheeks are clapping louder than hers
Her: what's that noise?

Me: it's just me doing the jonas
by Jizziwizzi July 20, 2019
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