A Joni usually has green or blue eyes and brown hair, with a killer smile. A Joni is known to be very down to earth and a good friend that you can trust any secret with. Though jonis don't like to admitt it, they are secretly very insecure. Jonis also tend to get any guys they want and don't let anyone get in their way. When she steps in the room all eyes go on her. Jonis are very artistic,smart and loving. Jonis make a great girlfriend and are very trustworthy. Jonis are a little shy at first but once you get to know her, shes loud and fun. Joni's are thick, curvy with a nice butt and boobs and may be the sexiest girl you will meet. Girls like joni are hard to find, once you get her you don't wanna let her go.
by Lovinglife228 June 29, 2015
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Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
by gregben August 14, 2022
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He owns the title of master of whining. His laugh is considered one of the wonders of the world.
He is also known by his name Matteo.
He owns the title of master of whining. His laugh is considered one of the wonders of the world.
He is also known by his name Matteo.
Speaker 1: do you know who kim jongdae is?
Speaker 2: of course, he’s the vocalist of our generation
Speaker 1: Amen
Speaker 2: of course, he’s the vocalist of our generation
Speaker 1: Amen
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i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.
i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.
by bamesjond June 12, 2010
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Janidhus are usually unbelievably deluded, sometimes to the point where they think they are godlike at thing that they are horribly useless at. They are pest-like creatures that will eventually eat away at your body and soul until you are just like them. Diet consists of curry, curry and japati's
Janidhus are usually unbelievably deluded, sometimes to the point where they think they are godlike at thing that they are horribly useless at. They are pest-like creatures that will eventually eat away at your body and soul until you are just like them. Diet consists of curry, curry and japati's
"hey doesnt that guy look like a goblin" - says bob
"oh haha must be a Janidhu, look away son" - says mother
"oh haha must be a Janidhu, look away son" - says mother
by Johnson444 June 29, 2010
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