Jack Johnson

An alcoholic mixed drink containing one part gin, one part tonic, with a slice of lime and a splash of cranberry juice. Also known as a JJ.

Lets put on board shorts and go chill out on the vineyard with some jack johnsons.

by deuce niggalo August 20, 2009

Jack Johnson

Some one's head is their Jack Johnson.

Don't make me give you a rap on the old jack johnson.

by Zaggerty January 3, 2005

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a cute, Fine boy. Has Love and trust issues, Crack head, Funny AF. Jack is mostly Gay or Bisexual. He is so kind. If he had a Boy-Friend he would risk his life for him. His love matters so much to him.! He gets easily depressed. Get easy anxiety. If you are friends or in a relation ship with Jack J. You are a very lucky person

Jack Johnson is a good person

by TEEHEEMF February 27, 2020

Black Jack Johnson

Mos Def's rap-rock band. You can hear Black Jack Johnson on the song Ghetto Rock which is on Mos's album The New Danger.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear Mos Def started a band?
P 2: Yeah, Black Jack Johnson, I heard he did it because he says that Rock bands have no soul like Limp Bizkit.

by Block Rock January 1, 2007

Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.

She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.

by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016

Jack Johnson

Clique talk heard far too often. Much as when you are told some piece of information as new and enlightening, even though you already know it. often from a drunk-ass.

Person A: You know George Bush El President of Babylon didn’t really win the election & only spreads hate and war

Person B: Piss-off Jack Johnson
Person A: what do you mean
Person B: when I walked in i didn't realise 'Jack lives here'

by house of jack May 13, 2005