Johner

An absolute Johner is someone who is so uncooperative that their shit simply cannot be stood by anyone

I can't STAND that Johner, so i can't!

by UnwelcomeDickUpMyAss March 19, 2020

johners

A johners is the peak of all things are fucking EPIC!! A johners is someone that has surpassed God status and made the Universe their bitch because they cannot become anything more than existence istelf.

The only way you could ever become supreme is if you could summon johners and embody it.

by Furfurbush1976 November 27, 2019

Johnney

A man with an ass the size of Jupiter. Has huge shoulders. And has outgoing love for the homies. Johnney’s tend to have huge penises and amazing man boobs.

Man did you see that guy. I bet he is a Johnney.

by Zackery Cooksey July 29, 2020

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022

Farmer Johnned

To farm a lady up the cornhole.

She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time.....

by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015

Jonner

A handsome guy that typically likes brunettes with blue eyes and that are extra thicc. Usually has a big penis measuring 7-12 inches. A type of guy that will steal any girl at any given moment do to his good looks. Nickname is the Sex King.

Yo, you see that guy over there? He's definitely a Jonner.
Look at the handsome guy, he's definitively a Jonner.
Yo I wish I was a Jonner, My penis is tiny af.

by Fucboy133 December 7, 2017

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013