John Howard 

1. He is the Australian Prime Minister. He is the leader of the Liberal Party and talks quite funny. He is also known to have very bushy eyebrows and thought to tag along to anything The U.S President, George bush says.

2.This is also used as an insult for anyone who has bushy eyebrows or tags along to anything someone says no matter how idiotic it may be.

1. I voted for John Howard even though he kisses George Bushed arse all the time.

2. Go away! You John Howard, I can't stand your bushy eyebrows.

2. I'm going to go jump off a bridge because someone else told me to. I'm a John Howard.

John Howard by Boyd M May 19, 2005

John Howard 

The worst PM from Australia's worst political party. Nobody ever saw his face because it was always buried in George Bush's ass. Was in talks to make australia the 51st state of America before the australian public grew more than 3 brain cells and voted him out.

Guy 1: I voted for John Howard
Guy 2: Calls police to remove the crazy psycopath from the streets.

John Howard by Among us nft April 20, 2022

John Howard apology 

Where you express regret for an act occurring, but don't actually apologise for it.

Named for the former Australian Prime Minister, John Howard, who said, in response to a comment he made on consecutive interest rate raises, that he said that he was 'sorry that it happened, but didn't make any mention of an apology.'

Person A: You'd better apologise to Charlie, man.
Person B: Nah, I'm not sorry. I'll just give him a John Howard apology.

John Howard apology by SoulMasterKaze January 17, 2011

Sir Louis John Howard 

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.

Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"

Sir Louis John Howard by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021

a john howard 

Shovel poo from ones bum

And smear it on another person's eyebrows

She looks like she's had a john howard

a john howard by leroy 1111111 October 21, 2022

John Howards 

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

John Howards by Sydsal June 1, 2021