Oscar Friis Johannesson

A very homosexual guy, who likes to suck dick. He is very popular because of his moms addition to the porn industry.

Person 1:"Do you know any gay people"
Person 2: "Yeah Oscar Friis Johannesson he is always fucking that Rasmus Sanger guy"

by IHaveStage3TerminalCancer February 5, 2022

Johannes

-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass

Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes

by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

Johnnie Walker

The greatest whiskey/ scotch blend known to mankind. Mix with Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to create a drink known as "The Three Wise Men." (Some prefer to add Jose Cuervo instead of Jim Beam.) Very popular amongest the Indian community (from India.)

My friend thought he was hardcore because he drinks JD, so I gave him a couple shots of Johnnie Walker's Black Label and he was on his ass.

by Dee July 22, 2008

Johanne

English spelling of the name Johanna reserved for hot girls who normally have a wild side that every guy falls in love with.

Omg dude did you see the hot girl dancing on the bar she was totally a Johanne.

Wow man i wish my girlfriend was a johanne

by phillip the monkey March 22, 2011

Johnnie

A irrisitable chick magenet, one who accels in the fields of action sports. He is dangerous when it comes to contending for females. He has an abnormaly large penis and is dynomite in bed

Dont look at Johnnie! You wont be able to look away!!

by alyson111111111 November 10, 2010