joffey

Joffey is a man with a large penis that is from 6-9 inches. he is a loving, kind and caring boyfriend. but he is a bit of a "lad".

Joffey is also a very good looking guy and girls rate him a solid 9.5/10.
Joffey is a rare name so girls if you find someone with the name Joffey then get hold of him quick and boys make sure he is in your friendship group because he's a top lad.

"I wish I had a Joffey in my life he's just so hot"
"I'm so jealous of her I want Joffey to myself"

by frewtfgdvcs May 28, 2019

jeffed myself

When you drop an article of food on your shirt while eating.

Aw man, I just Jeffed myself.

by suuuieeeee July 17, 2020

Getting Jeffed

When you tell your bf about a hot encounter with another man and he sends you flowers or gifts in appreciation of sharing the hott story.

Getting Jeffed- Carrie totally got Jeffed with roses at work 30 mins after telling her bf about her amazing orgasms with Shawn last night .

by SunnieK October 1, 2016

jaffed

To forcefully insert.

Gav jaffed his cock into the floppy drive.

by matthx July 16, 2008

Jeffed Up

Jeffed Up, or JEFFED is what happens when the "company" insists on providing sexual gratification, (usually via the anal fuck) (whether the recipient expects/desires it or not), followed up by a good serving of Boston Pancakes. To be "Jeffed Up", you may be "gratified" by any member or non-members (ie: dildo) of the Jeffing parties body. It is important to note that the "Jeffin" party usually follows this up with some type of fucking over, ie: a good cold bitchslap to the face of the Jeffed one. This may be ordered "Stat" as well, meaning it should be done ASAP. Believed to originate around the time of the revolutionary war in Boston, or Philadelphia.

"Oh, you want a good ass fucking"? Well how about u git Jeffed Up tonite, or would you rather I Jeffstat you now?

by EMTCORNJOB July 20, 2009

joofed

verb: a word used in exchange for every other verb there is.

"shall we go for a joof, this afternoon"

by Jon Heslop March 4, 2005

jiffed

to fart, or beef, in a juicy manner...especially when a stench is prevalent.

I jiffed in the movie theater, and it made the projectionist's eyes water.

by The Real JBT June 1, 2011