jodensleep

jerking off then sleeping

A: Hey i'm going to sleep
B: Night bro
A: Jodensleep
B: haha brotastic

by Bigbootybitchaz June 25, 2010

Jomeen

A Jomeen is a moment in time when you do somthing utterly stupid. So stupid that to perform this action it takes brains and thereofre it is not stupid. I hope you get that because i don't...

Like when you have driven all they way down the moterway beofre forgeting you have left your car at home.
Or
When Josh leaves his key inside the hotel room on a school trip.
Despite, a Jomeen being unfortunate for the victim it is often worderfully funny for any passers by...

by LifeLover97 July 6, 2011

joleene

Joleenes are very bubbly and talk a little too much. They wear way too much makeup and are very competitive. They can sometimes be bitchy and sassy and will steal your spotlight or best friend in a heartbeat. Joleenes are great at sports and flirting and also has a great fashion sense and can do almost anything with hair

" oh no Joleene is coming"
" she is so damn competitive and made the audition but not me"

by Queen panda March 20, 2017

JoDean

A JoDean is a term used to describe one who is consistently on a "chocolate high"

The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!

"You better watch yo' man Shawanda! That girl is a JoDean!"

by thenigs February 5, 2010

Jodeez

pickles

I love my jodeez

by mcfebble October 15, 2019

Jodennites

Followers in the church of Jod are called jodennites. They are a small communal church growing every day in theres search for salvation. They believe in saying there prayers and taking there vitamins daily. Your body is your temple and if you take care of it Jod will bless you in the afterlife.

Look at all the jodennites they really love there Jod as Jod loves all his little jodennites.

by 1Jod November 4, 2020

Jodeane

Jodeane is a stunning girl and has great vibes.She’s always so happy and keeps a smile on her face.Her body is crazy good and she always has her hair looking so neat.Obssesed with m and is just the girl you’d love to be friends with <3

Dude 1:Look at that hot girl
Dude 2:Yh that’s Jodeane

by Nancy m 💗 February 10, 2023