Jetpack Jackoff

The act of violently cumming inside a female causing her to violently fly off your dick.

Me: Yeah, I gave Audrey a Jetpack Jackoff last night!

by romeguy82 April 1, 2018

Jackoff Monkey

1. Someone who is addicted to masturbation.
2. A horny monkey.

1. Man, he whacks off every night... He's such a Jackoff Monkey!
2. That Jackoff Monkey is humping my leg!

by MSN April 8, 2006

jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.

"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."

by 3sqzper January 5, 2009

jackoff

n. A male who "jacks off"; v. to masturbate. adj. Dumbass

n. He's such a jackoff.
v. Don't let me catch you jacking off again.
Adj. That fucking jackoff guy.

by Ben fuckermother August 26, 2003

circle jackoff

The act of masturbating while sitting in a circle with other people.

The party boys enjoyed their circle jackoff after watching pornography on the laptop.

by Alfred G. Wong February 20, 2006

jackoff super myster

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.

Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008

jackoffulate

when your jankin it and you cum before you expect to.

man i wanted to last the entire porno but i jackoffulated and it was just aweful.

by the mello December 29, 2007