hand jocking

to masturbate vigorously; another way to say beating meat or prying the clam

Donna doesn't like going in the locker room with her because she is always hand jocking under her towel.

Shelly seen Sean hand jocking on the computer.

by Drew D.G. January 14, 2008

jocking

1. Trying to be like someone of a higher status
2. Acting like a jock, ex.- hitting on the girls with the "ideal figure",
3. Taking someone else's work from an HTML site, and claiming it as your own. Like plagiarism, but more specific.

1. "Mike is so jocking on Trevor, he always does exactly what he does."
2. *Boy walks right past 'typical girl' to pack of cheerleaders in short skirts* "DANG you women so fine, hows I take you all for a ride tonight?"
3. "Erika is jocking, she has this new layout code in her site, but it's really Leah's"

by Anonymous Philly January 10, 2006

Jocking My Nuts

Behavior in which an overbearing wife/girlfriend continually calls to check on her man's activities.

Three calls in one hour? That girl is really jocking my nuts.

by Sejanus June 13, 2008

Joycing it

Manning up and telling the truth - immediately upon learning you are wrong. Like Jim Joyce did when he called a safe when the base runner was actually out, extinguishing Armando Gallaraga's perfect game for the Detroit Lions. As soon as he learned he was wrong, he said so and apologized.

We won't soon see Tony Hayward, or any CEO "Joycing it" and telling us the truth as soon as he learns it.

by Blondetwit June 4, 2010

jocking

To vy for, try and take

"Nathan was the team's star player, but when Lucas arrived he began to think Lucas was jocking for his place as point-guard."

"Sue was jocking for a turn on the computer, and so were both her brothers - they always fought over it."

by .Louieeee May 6, 2009

Jocing

To fw sb w/o wanting to date them

They was just jocing they don’t wanna date

by Lmaourfunny June 15, 2022

fly jocking

where women swarm around you like flys and are always on your jock

damn man every where i go i got ho'z fly jocking me

by chief slap a ho May 9, 2009