Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

Jousma

A group of people who know how to have a good time, but can be a little too much to handle if you can't keep up

Those Jousma's kept me up all night!!!

by Oh Yes! April 11, 2009

Butt-Jouster

A homosexual who does a running start to engage in anal sex with his male parter.

Jesus! Look at that F*ing butt-jouster! He gives a new meaning to the term, "I will get medieval on your hinee!"

by G-Stein May 20, 2007

Confused Jouster

Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.

Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.

by EvilBiscuit June 17, 2013

hilt jousting

The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections

They decided to settle their differences through hilt jousting

by No puttz January 24, 2015

Dick Jousting

When two guys get raging boners and run into each other at full speed until one man gives up.

1) Hey sweet boner. Wanna dick joust?
2) Flip a coin? Fuck that I'll dick joust you for it
3) Rock Paper Scissors is for pussies. Dick jousting solves all problems

by Goochtastic September 4, 2013

JOTUS

Joe Biden, President of the United States. JOTUS is a spin-off of POTUS.

(Joe of the United States.)

JOTUS and Kamala Harris were elected save us from any more damage caused by MOTUS, the Moron of the United States.

by hodags1966 November 8, 2020