Jabroni

An asshole. As in: “Look at this fucking asshole!”
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.

“What’re you doing jabroni?”
“Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal”
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof

by jcgu July 8, 2018

Jabroni

A punk/idiot. Someone who you try to avoid. Someone with no redeeming qualities.

Oh hey look it's Pauly c! What a jabroni. We should probably leave.

by Ct860 December 11, 2013

Jabroni

Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"

hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?

by Brian atenco May 25, 2004

Jabronistan

Broward County, Florida -- due to the shockingly high jabrone count.

Once you've left Dade County and entered Jabronistan, you're now basically in Alabama.

by AWH June 11, 2006

jabroni

Put down used by kick-ass wrestler The Rock

Shut your mouth jabroni.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Jabroni

Nicole Marsfelder

Nicole Marsfelder is a total fucking Jabroni.

by thotbreaker69 October 31, 2019

Jabroni

Italian slang used in the show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". Possibly used to insult a person for various reasons.

1. Charlie: "Just glide one puck just to get the hang of it."
Mac: "Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing."
2. Charlie: "You keep using this word 'jabroni'...and it's awesome!"
Mac: "Yeah I think it's some daigo word or something"

by Cmark6000 May 3, 2018