jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 28, 2017

foot jobber

The performer of a footjob rubbing session. The girl whorubs, strokes, pumps, & jerks you off with the bare soles of her silky-smooth, soft, sexed-up, bare, feet until she makes you come, all over her luscious pedi.

Tanya gave me an awesome, 'feels-so-good' {footjob with her bare feet last night. She turned out to be one heck of a foot jobber!!

by ken208 October 22, 2015

Jobby Breath

To have a whiff of jobby flowing from your rancid mouth whilst speakin to someone...

Haw James, you've got jobby breath ya bam!

by Jimbobmanob April 26, 2007

jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.

Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"

by clownlager March 2, 2010

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Jebbie

Slang for Jesuit or member of the Society of Jesus.

The Jebbies are the intellectuals of the Catholic Church.

by ScottX November 20, 2006