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Jorning

The opposite of Clowing
to insert your testicles into a mans anus, while at the same time jerking off; normally occurs with several black men standing around
"aww yea jorn that nigger"
" you must be Jorning"
by Thepuddys January 29, 2014
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Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.
What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"
by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020
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Jooning

"Jooning" generally refers to the act of selling a large quantity of a particular coin, often all at once. This can happen for a variety of reasons, such as a sudden drop in the value of the coin, a change in market conditions, or a decision by the seller to divest their holdings. When a large quantity of a coin is dumped onto the market, it can cause the price to drop rapidly, leading to a "Jooning" in the value of the coin. This can be a concern for investors, as it can result in significant losses if they are holding a coin that is being Jooned. It is important for investors to carefully consider their risk tolerance and to be aware of potential market risks when investing in cryptocurrency.
Bugz, are you Jooning right now?”
by Craft on behalf of Joon January 4, 2023
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Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD
Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.
by Livluvsu July 26, 2018
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Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.
"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"
by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009
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Mr.Joning

when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.
He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.
by Le'Jones October 9, 2021
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