Joakim

There are many "Joakim"s in the world but there is only The Joakim. The legendary Cowboy munk, from the north of stockholm.

"I wish I could be a Joakim"
"Everyone does"

by Gocco April 2, 2019

A "Joakim" moment

The moment you think you have come up with a great idea to solve a problem, this idea actually ruins everything.

Yeah, that hits like a truck. It’s one of those brutal truths about innovation — the line between genius and disaster is razor-thin. You get this spark, feel like you're about to change the game, and then reality checks you hard: unintended consequences, overlooked edge cases, ripple effects you didn’t even consider.

The moment somebody believes he/she can put down a grease fire with a bucket of water is a "Joakim" moment

by 3FAS April 24, 2025

Joakim

A boys name, usually from Scandinavia. If he is not ginger, he is not a real Joakim.

Dad : He is ginger!
Mom : You know we have to call him Joakim.

by ginger_cunt February 14, 2019

Joakim

A Joakim is a guy who is at IGYM everyday!

Oofern that Joakim, he is so trained!

by XXXminecraftion October 11, 2018

Joakim

Joakim is a very interesting person. He often likes to consume idiotic knowledge about things that has no value in society. He might be a gloomy boy, but he won't bite. Maybe you are lucky when you meet him on the street because then you can see him stare into your soul with his giant eyes. He won't lie, and he will tell you things that are the truth, even though the truth might hurt.

Girl: "He is so wierd, his big gloomy eyes stared right through me!"
Girl: "I thought this dress looked good on me, but Joakim said that it looks like shit and i should kill myself"

by DiabetesWatcher96 August 8, 2022

Joakim

A Male joakim, training everyday

That Joakim There Is At Igym Everyday!

by XXXminecraftion October 11, 2018