Jizzcup

1. a cup in which one jizzes.
2. vagina

1. Dude, hand me that cup, Im gonna Jizz in it.
2. Kate's Jizzcup sure is tight.

by taintmaster666 January 1, 2009

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004

jizzcup

the women who gives you the "clap"...

Calm the fuck down or i will jizzcup your ass.
You got jizzcupped!!

by marty and chris May 26, 2009

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006

Jizzaphonics

A collective term for the noises produced upon ejaculating an abundance of jizz or for the profanities produced by a female upon being struck in the eye by said jizz.

My mate must have struck gold last night judging by the jizzaphonics coming from his room!

by Teddy Edwards February 18, 2010

jizzum

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.

Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!

by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014

Jizzappear

When a guy sleeps with a girl and then she never hears from him again.

"He wined and dined me and then after I gave it up he jizzappeared into thin air"

"I'm going to jizzappear on Megyn right after prom."

by Cwildfrank February 5, 2014