jizzes on

when a subject gets you extremely and overly excited

person 1: man he freakin loves studying cardiology
person 2: yea he jizzes on that shit

by t.y. chang February 3, 2009

jizzus

Use it when you want to say "Jesus!" but don't want to use the lords name in vain.

Holy Jizzus that was a hell of a par-teh!

by Yo Mama October 17, 2003

Jizzus

The demigod of love, known for turning the aftermath of ejaculation into fine liquor.

Of course Brittany doesn't believe in Jizzus, she's a Mormon!

by jizzus of asserath March 23, 2011

Jizzrespectful

To be a insulted or assulted in a sexual manner.

“Stop slapping me with your penis, it’s so jizzrespectful!”

by Seamusriley February 16, 2019

Jizzlescore

When you hit a trick shot with your jizz into a chicks mouth.

"I jizzlescored into Amanda's mouth."

by Pickel Train December 31, 2020

Jizzles

another word for cum rope; unit of measurement

If Joe jacks off for five hours, approximately how many Jizzles will he produce? what formula was used?

by DickSword Nitro November 8, 2022

jizzles

Term used to resemble cum, either cock cum or pussy cum. Usually used mid sentence, like the following example...

* Steph jizzles over his hot sexy body -f-
OR
* Pineapple jizzles all over her breasts and pussy.-m-

by Steph As Used In The Example haha July 14, 2006