jizzstick

1) A person characterized by the properties of semen.
2) A stick on which one jizzes.

Pablo: Did you hear about Rodney? He is made of semen.
Chad: What a jizzstick.

by jizztastic_jizzer January 11, 2011

jizzstalgia

Similar to nostalgia, jizzstalgia is when you ejaculate from reminiscing the past.

*picks up old photo* Ah, those were the days...

*jizzstalgia occurs*

Shit.. I need to change my pants.

by I hate Bob on YouTube November 14, 2013

Jizstian

Someone who is part Jewish, and part Christian.

Have you met John? I've heard he a real life jizstian.

by PictureManMcGee June 27, 2018

jizztail

When someone tells u a bullshit story

Sarah's bitch sister was walkin down the block other day fuckin crying made up this jizztail about how she gota go to rehab needs $100'for the suboxone doctorand intake so I gave her the money said she'd pay me back with her unemployment and now she been duckin me fora week lol

by Rdog64 October 17, 2020

Jizzstillery

A rectum that is being used to ferment sperm into alcohol.

The liquor is generally consumed by being felched out with a straw.

Sometimes a large stalk of sugarcane is rammed in and out of the rectum to add sugar to the mash.

Since 1983, Francis has been fermenting spunk up his poop shoot. That’s right, the oldest jizzstillery in the state. Slick is the main distiller, and his batches are referred to as Slick Daniel’s. Slick can be seen sipping the liquor with a shit eating grin on his face.

by Dunkin Midikiner December 25, 2024

Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018